Chocolate Dreams

Yo momma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo momma like bubblegum she cost 5cent a blow.

Yo momma is like a ACE's Hardware store 10 cents a screw.

Yo momma is so nasty when yo birthday came she use a condom as a balloon.

Yo momma like a stamp everybody lick it, stick it and send it away.

Yo momma is like a bowling ball you can put 3 fingers in her