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A white woman walks into a sex shop and approaches the
counter. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "$35."
"How much for the black one?"
"$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
"I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black
one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much
for the black dildo?"
"$35."
"How much for the white one?"
"$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
"Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a
white one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks,
"How much are your dildos?"
"$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
"Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
"Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid
one, I've never had a plaid one before."
She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do
while I was gone?"
The salesman responded, "I did really well. I sold one
white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for
$165!"
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