Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his
first trip to the Super Bowl and how hard it was to get
any sleep the night before the big game. "I was awakened
at one, two and four in the morning by a drunk cheerleader
banging on the door and screaming," he recalled.
"That's terrible," said Williams.
"How'd you ever get any sleep?"
"At five o'clock I finally unlocked the
door and let her out," replied Irvin.
Recently, a college football lineman married
one of the team's cheerleaders.
The coach was a bit suprised and remarked
to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley
guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman?
She is no bigger than your hand."
"That's right, Coach," replied the
lineman, "but she's much better!"