A football player and a cheerleader got married. On the
first night, the guy took off his pants and told the cheerleader
to put them on. She did so, then asked "What now?"
He said to let go, and when she did, the pants fell to
the floor.
"Just to show you are not big enough to wear the
pants in this family!", he said.
Later, after walking around in near nothing, she takes
off her panties and tosses them to him. "Put these
on", she instructed. Of course, they came about to
his knees. "I can't get in these", he said.
She replied "and you are not going to until you change
that damned attitude, either!"