A football player and a cheerleader got married. On the first night, the guy took off his pants and told the cheerleader to put them on. She did so, then asked "What now?"
He said to let go, and when she did, the pants fell to the floor.

"Just to show you are not big enough to wear the pants in this family!", he said.

Later, after walking around in near nothing, she takes off her panties and tosses them to him. "Put these on", she instructed. Of course, they came about to his knees. "I can't get in these", he said.

She replied "and you are not going to until you change that damned attitude, either!"